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#48: Bad Moonlight (Super Chiller #8) (June 1995)

May 7th at 2PM / via: stinetown / op: stinetown / 2 notes

stinetown:

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Based on the cover?

Jem and the Holograms and werewolves!

The plot:

Danielle is super-psyched about going on tour with her new band. But is she turning into a werewolf?

Typical quote:

“She still thinks I wrote that song to accuse her of killing Joey, Danielle thought. The two of us will never become friends.”

Worth reading?

Yes! I love this one. Danielle’s totally freaked that she keeps blacking out during full moons, but it gives her the inspiration to write a hit song called “Bad Moonlight.” When Piper Perabo wrote “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” in Coyote Ugly, Bad Moonlight by R.L. Stine was definitely what popped into my mind. If I wrote a sequel to Coyote Ugly, it’d be called Werewolf Ugly and it’d be the plot of this book but with “Can’t Fight the Moonlight”:

Love that song. Stine, unfortunately, is nowhere near as good a songwriter as Ms. Perabo. I mean, it’s a book, so there’s no actual music, but wtf is the meter of “Bad Moonlight,” exactly?

Bad moonlight, falling over me,

Bad moonlight, shining down on me,

Bad moonlight—

I want to die for you!

“How totally weird, Danielle thought as she finished.” It is pretty weird! Can you think of a way of singing that? The song is repeated a lot, so I tried and tried, but I couldn’t come up with anything. Please contact me if you come up with anything. The book is still awesome, though. It’s as silly as the premise, and I actually liked the twist a lot.

(spoilers after the jump)

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